Kim Kardashian, Kanye West go on a date

Kim and Kanye? A new single dropped by Kanye West today seems to confirm the rumors of a relationship between the pair. In the song 'Theraflu' Kanye raps, "I fell in love with Kim" and even takes a jab at Kim's ex Kris Humphries, saying he could get Jay-Z to fire him from the Nets. TMZ is reporting that the pair went on a movie date last night to see "Hunger Games." At least Kim is konsistent -- she kontinues to only date men whose names begin with "K".

 Kim Kardashian leaves Kanye West's apartment in New York City on Thursday

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Kim Kardashian is technically still a married woman, but it looks as if she's rebounding from her 72-day fling with wedded bliss by spending some time with the one and only Kanye West.

A report Thursday at www.tmz.com revealed that the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star and spotlight-craving hip-hop artist spent Wednesday evening together in New York City and saw "The Hunger Games." The news came just hours after new West single "Theraflu" was leaked online. On the track, West opens up about falling in love with the reality TV queen at the same time she was falling for New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

As of Thursday afternoon, Humphries hadn't responded to the heartbreaking news. Also as of Thursday afternoon, cable network E! hadn't yet revealed any plans for a TV special to mark the Kim-Kanye love connection. source:

Chuck D is often quoted as calling hip-hop “the black CNN.” These days, it’s more like TMZ with a beat.

No sooner did Kanye West’s latest single, “Theraflu,” surface late Wednesday night — in which the Chicago-native rapper says, “I admit I fell in love with Kim” — than gossip sites reported Thursday morning that West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian are indeed a couple.

“Kim and Kanye have now just started dating,” a source told People magazine, adding that the two high-profile celebs are keeping things “light” and “seeing where it goes.”

Where it went Wednesday night was to dinner and a movie (“The Hunger Games”) in New York. Thursday morning, TMZ.com published photos of Kardashian “leaving from the building where Kanye lives ... wearing the same clothes she rocked to the movies last night.” Kardashian is scheduled to host NBC’s “Today” show Friday morning.

West, 34, has appeared with Kardashian, 31, on “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” one of several Kardashian family-brand reality TV series.

“We’ve been friends for years,” Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview last month. “We just support each other. That’s what friends do.”

In fact, their relationship goes back at least as far as West’s previous romance.

West split up with former girlfriend Amber Rose in 2010, and Rose later claimed that Kardashian was the cause. But Kardashian last year wed NBA player Kris Humphries — the marriage that infamously lasted 72 days. Meanwhile, just last month, Rose married another rapper, Wiz Khalifa.

Most of this drama is covered in the middle of “Theraflu”:

Only n---- I got respect for is Wiz

And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim

Around the time she had fell in love with him

Well that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thang

Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team

Break out your gossip-decoding rings for this one.

The “him” for Kim in that lyric is Humphries, and the last line refers to Jay-Z, West’s current touring partner and co-owner of Humphries’ team, the New Jersey Nets.

(Chicagoans may enjoy another part of “Theraflu,” the final minute of the song in which DJ Pharris chimes in with a Google Maps-specific shout-out to Chicago’s South Side, including calls to “47th Street! Garfield Park! / 79th! Stony Island! ... 64th and King Drive, what up!? / 83rd! Cottage Grove! The Gardens! / This Chicago, n----! / The Dearborns! 55th! / Cabrini Green! Terror Town! / West Side! Pocket Town, it’s Chicago!”)

“Theraflu,” however, was not the song fans were expecting to hear first this week from Kanye’s camp.

Overnight, West was expected to unveil the song “Mercy,” an official single release from an upcoming mixtape compilation from West’s G.O.O.D. record label, a branch of Island Def Jam. “Mercy” features West collaborating with Pusha T, Big Sean and 2 Chainz. The full album is expected to include G.O.O.D. artists John Legend, Common, Kid Cudi, CyHi da Prynce, Mr. Hudson and others.

But according to Chicago hip-hop blog Fake Shore Drive, “Theraflu” actually was a leak from West’s next solo project. West released the acclaimed “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” album in 2010, and last year saw his collaboration with Jay-Z on “Watch the Throne.” Most online streams of “Theraflu” were yanked by midday Thursday.

West has used the Christian holiday as a G.O.O.D. marketing gimmick before. He began posting tracks from “Fantasy” on Good Friday in 2010.

No release date for the new G.O.O.D. compilation has been set, but producer Mannie Fresh recently told MTV News it was “pretty close” to being finished. “Songs phenomenal, everything,” he said. “It’s an album that’s all over the place, it’s not just one thing. It’s not just that you’re gonna hear some Southern hip-hop or whatever. You’re gonna hear everything.”

Meanwhile, “Theraflu” is produced by Hit-Boy, who also helmed West and Jay-Z’s “Watch the Throne” hit single “N----s in Paris” (the song they enjoy repeating and repeating as a concert encore).

West and Jay-Z will take their “Throne” tour to Britain this summer, and Jay-Z has hinted that a second “Throne” album may be coming: “You might see a Jay, then Kanye and a ‘Throne’ album next year. We’ve really found our zone.”

Things certainly seem to be heating up again between hip-hop superstarKanye West and reality-TV diva Kim Kardashian, and now she's been spotted leaving his NYC apartment — sporting the same outfit she was wearing the night before when she and West reportedly hit the movies together.

For photos of Kim leaving Kanye's apartment, click here.

According to TMZ , the relationship is "just starting," though we'd like to add the word "again" in there, as the two have been linked previously. During her visit to "RapFix Live," West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose told Sway Calloway that West and Kardashian "were both cheating on me and [Kim's ex] Reggie [Bush] with each other."

West kicked off this most recent Kim K. relationship reveal yesterday when he dropped his new track with DJ Khaled, "Theraflu." In one verse, he finally addresses his long-rumored relationship with Kardashian, rapping, "And I'll admit, I fell in love with Kim/ 'Round the same time she had fell in love wit' him/ Well, that's cool, baby girl, do ya thing/ Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team."

The "him" referenced here is unquestionably Kardashian's ex-husband Kris Humphries. Our evidence : Humphries plays for the New Jersey Nets, the NBA team co-owned by West's Throne buddy Jay-Z, hence the "Jay drop him from the team" lyric.

Last night, the pair were spotted by paparazzi leaving a screening of the blockbuster flick "The Hunger Games." In those pics, Kim is seen wearing a feathered jacket, gray tank top, leather trousers, black heels and sunglasses ... which, minus the jacket, is the same ensemble she was rocking this morning when she was spotted leaving West's NYC apartment. Eyewitnesses said she left the building flanked by Kanye's bodyguards and climbed into his Mercedes, which took her back to her hotel.

Do you think Kim and Kanye are an official item? Let us know your thoughts on the new-ish couple in the comments below!

Kim Kardashian Spotted Leaving Kanye West's Apartment

Reality star caught departing West's NYC crib wearing the same clothes she had on the night before.

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Kim Kardashian Goes On [Lunch] Date With Reggie Bush!

Kim Kardashian has said she won't date ANOTHER football player, but it looks like she may be open to dating the same one.

The reality starlett was spotted dining with her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush, over the weekend in El Lay at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

The former couple were apparently smiling and laughing during their lunch date and were even cool enough to sign autographs for fans brave enough to approach.

Surprisingly, this isn't the first time the two have hung out with each other recently either! No word on whether they have reconciled or decided to give their romantic relationship another try, but sources say they have been spending an awful lot of time together in the last few days.

Sounds like we may be seeing these two together more often! Do U think Kim and Reggie are getting back together?

Is This A Photo Of Juliette Lewis Having Sex With Terry Richardson?

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A picture hit the internet today that many are saying is of Juliette Lewis having sex with infamously pervy photographer Terry Richardson. Has Uncle Terry finally begun successfully coercing famous people to have sex with him on camera in addition to all the non-famous ones? Or is this just a picture of him having sex with some random model who just happens to look a lot like Juliette Lewis? Here are some points for and against. (Click over to this very NSFW post on Fleshbot if you’d like to see the un-censored version.)

Pro: We know Juliette Lewis did a shoot with him in which things got sensual, at the very least:

Con: The naked chick’s hair looks a little bit longer than Juliette’s does here, and her eyebrows look more roundly arched. Then again, the photo could be from a different session when Juliette was wearing her hair/eyebrows differently.

Con: A look at her topless scene in the movie Strange Days (link obviously NSFW) shows Juliette to have slightly smaller boobs than the woman in the photo.

Pro: Her boobs could’ve gotten a little bit bigger due to weight gain, hormonal birth control, or all kinds of factors. It’s not that big a difference in size.

Con: I’m pretty sure Juliette Lewis doesn’t have a double chin.

Pro: Uncle Terry likes to shoot women from the least flattering angles possible. Through the miracle of shitty photography, anyone can have a double chin, even a tiny Hollywood actress!

Con: Folks are saying it’s model Susan Eldridge, whom Terry used to date.

Pro: Here is a photo of Susan Eldridge taken from a similar angle (link NFSW). She looks pretty different from the woman in the above picture.

Pro: Juliette Lewis, a Scientologist, is demonstrably insane. Insane enough to trust Terry Richardson with a sex photo of her?

Con: Terry Richardson is positively lousy with negative thetans.

And now for one last big pro. Here’s the email Juliette Lewis’ publicist sent Gawker earlier today:

From: Carleen <[redacted]>
Date: Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Subject: URGENT: Juliette Lewis
To: “legal@gawker.com”

Hi-

I am Juliette Lewis’ publicist. The image that you have on your site right now is not of her. I need it taken down immediately and the story retracted.

It is correct that she did a shoot with Terry several years ago but this is absolutely not a shot from that shoot nor does this image even have her in it.

Please confirm you received this email and that the image/ story will be taken down.

If it’s not Juliette Lewis in the picture, why would her publicist care whether or not it remains on the internet? As much as I’d like to think she’s concerned for whatever poor Juliette doppelganger Uncle Terry coerced into such a compromising position, I’m thinking this is the confirmation we were waiting for.

Conclusion: That really is a photo of Terry Richardson boning Juliette Lewis in a most uncomfortable-looking position. Thanks for the help, Carleen!

Robert Kardashian's widow went on national television, telling "Good Morning America," that Jan and Ellen can "get a life."

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And Jenner went on national television, telling "Good Morning America," that Jan and Ellen can "get a life."

Robert Kardashian's widow, ex-wife claim Khloe isn't his, allege Bruce Jenner …

Khloe Kardashian kannot believe the lie her former stepmoms have gone public with. Even we need to side with the reality star on this one.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were excited to leave Los Angeles and escape not only her family dramas, but also the outrageous real estate prices! The reality TV couple has swapped the bright lights of Hollywood for

NBA couple Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have relocated to Dallas, in preparation for Odom's new stint with the Dallas Mavericks, renting a posh condo in the W Dallas Hotel. Jodie Foster unloaded a stately Cape Cod-style residence for $8.3 million,

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Khloe Kardashian is firing back after the ex-wife and widow of Robert Kardashian told Star Magazine that she is not the late lawyer's biological daughter. Source:

The second wife and widow of the late Robert Kardashian are making some seriously salacious claims against the Kardashians in a bombshell interview with Star magazine.

Jan Ashley, 63, is the woman who married Kardashian after his divorce from Kris Jenner was finalized. And she claims that before his death from cancer in 2003, he told her that Khloe is not his daughter.

“Khloe is not his kid – he told me that after we got married,” Ashley told Star. “He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you? And I said … ‘OK,’ and that was it.”

Khloe Kardashian took to Twitter to react to the claims, voicing an obvious frustration.

"The audacity you have to mention my father's name like this!" she wrote. "Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low... YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."

The rumors have plagued Khloe and her family for years, with one episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” even featuring the 27-year-old questioning if she was adopted.

“Khloe brought it up all the time,” Ellen Kardashian, who married the lawyer after his split with Jan Ashley and just two months before his death, said to the magazine. “She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

Kris Jenner recently came forward in her memoir to confess that she had an affair during her marriage to Robert Kardashian. And both Jan and Ellen claim it was no secret that Kris had strayed.

“Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his,” Ellen told the magazine. “Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him … But he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”

And as though that wasn’t a big enough bombshell, Ellen Kardashian also claims that Kris Jenner’s husband Bruce is a cross-dresser.

In a video interview, Kardashian said both Robert and  Jenner’s ex-wife revealed the secret to her.

“Of course Bruce was every woman’s heartthrob when he was that age, right?,’” Ellen said she asked Bruce’s ex Chrystie. “But Chrystie said, ‘Yeah, until I went on a trip and I came back and he had gone through all my clothes. And I found my bras … He’d clip them together and wear them. I couldn’t live with that.”

Ellen also revealed that while Kris Jenner didn’t seem bothered by his alleged penchant for cross-dressing, Khloe wasn’t as thrilled when she made the discovery.

“Khloe called her dad and she was very upset, crying and screaming about it,” Ellen told Star.

Khloe Kardashian was furious over allegations claiming she is not the biological daughter of the late Robert Kardashian -- and rightfully so since court documents say otherwise.


Robert's widow Ellen Kardashian and his second wife, Jan Ashley, told Star magazine that Khloe was the product of an affair, but Rumor Fix uncovered court documents from Robert and Jan's divorce that prove Khloe is his daughter. The divorce papers from 1999, state that Robert wanted to divorce Jan because he changed his mind about having children with her.


"Approximately two months after our marriage, I changed my mind. I decided since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more," he stated in the papers.


Robert's marriage to Jan only lasted five months, listing "fraud" as the cause of divorce -- the same claim Kris Humphries is using in his bid to annul his marriage from Kim Kardashian.


Both Khloe and her mother Kris Jenner spoke out about the allegations. Khloe tweeted, "The audacity you have to mention my father's name like this! Should be ashamed of urself," and "I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low... YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."


And Jenner went on national television, telling "Good Morning America," that Jan and Ellen can "get a life."


"I have never heard such crap in my life ... I mean I was there. I gave birth. I know who the dad was," she said. "I mean I was there. I gave birth. I know who the dad was. Everything is good."
Jenner went on to say, "We did a whole episode on stuff like this because it's the family joke because Khloe was blond and not dark-haired."


The episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" aired in 2009 and showed Khloe asking her mother if she was adopted going so far as to swab her mother so she could get a DNA test. Naysayers will point out that while the test proved, Khloe is Kris' biological daughter, but she didn't test it against her sisters' DNA to show if they shared the same set of genes -- which would prove she's Robert's daughter as well.

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Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

NORTH PALM BEACH, Fla. — The oceanfront mansion Tiger Woods' ex-wife purchased for $12.3 million has been demolished and she is planning to build a new home.

The Palm Beach Post ( ) reports that Elin Nordegren (EE'-lihn NOHRD'-grihn) plans to build on the North Palm Beach lot she bought last year. The lot is about 140 miles southeast of Woods' home in Orlando. http://bit.ly/Avza2Z

The newspaper reports the mansion that was demolished was a two-story, 17,000-square-foot-home built in 1932. It had a swimming pool and an elevator.

Realtor John True of Oceanfront Realty says the lot is in the Seminole Landing development, among the most exclusive in Palm Beach County.

Nordegren divorced Woods in 2010 after learning he had a string of affairs during their five-year marriage. They share custody of the couple's two children.

The newspaper reports the mansion that was demolished was a two-story, 17,000-square-foot-home built in 1932. It had a swimming pool and an elevator.

Realtor John True of Oceanfront Realty says the lot is in the Seminole Landing development, among the most exclusive in Palm Beach County.

Nordegren divorced Woods in 2010 after learning he had a string of affairs during their five-year marriage. They share custody of the couple's two children.

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